USAID Grant Generator
A slot-machine inspired parody that generates ridiculous "grant applications" with the confidence of a 400-page PDF and the accuracy of a horoscope.
No downloads. No account. Runs in your browser.
The Game
Tap Play Now to open the game window. It opens as an overlay on this page, so you can close it instantly and keep reading without loading a separate /play page. One page means fewer broken links, faster load times, and everything in one place.
What it is
USAID Grant Generator is a satire game: you hit Stop three times to lock in a Dollar Amount, a Purpose, and a Country. The result is an over-the-top "application" that has no basis in reality… but somehow looks like it might get funded anyway.
This is parody: the output is fictional and exaggerated for comedy. It's not news, not advice, and not a claim about any real organization.
How to play
- Tap/click Stop to freeze Dollar Amount.
- Tap/click Stop again to freeze Purpose.
- Tap/click Stop a third time to freeze Country.
- You "win" every time — the output is the joke.
Controls
Desktop: click Stop button. Mobile: tap Stop button.
What you get
Each run produces a new combination you can screenshot/share/regenerate. Try stopping on extreme numbers for funnier results.
FAQ
- Is this real? No. It's parody.
- Do you save results? Only on your device/browser (if implemented).
- Why no score? The output is the joke.
- Mobile issues? Try refreshing, rotating your device, or using another browser.
- Report a bug? Email memegamestudiodude@gmail.com with your device/browser and what you expected vs what happened.
About the satire + disclaimer
This is fictional satire commenting on bureaucracy, jargon, and the vibe of paperwork-heavy systems. It makes no factual claims about real organizations or real-world events. This is not guidance and should not be used as a real application.
Changelog
- v1.0 - Initial release
- Next: More purposes, mobile polish, "Copy Result" button